What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What would happen if the US government told the British government in no uncertain terms all RAF bases with USAF personnel now must follow the Constitution and us law, and if the UK tried to defy this, the US military would directly attack the UK?

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why am I attracted to older men?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What does it mean to dream about demons possessing people, and what can be done about this dream that keeps occurring for years?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”